You should be a gigolo..

A friend of mine was about to need to change his career as the company he is in is not doing all that well. High pay and not easy to find another job which is similar to the one that he is currently doing. He has been there for donkey years and he thought that he could have stayed on for longer. Unfortunately luck was not with his boss and they are looking at closing shop entirely due to bad business. He was looking around for lobang.

So here we have a fine specimen of man. Around 185cm tall, really fit, good looking which is one reason why he excelled at what he used to do. Perhaps he used his charm a bit on those aunties aunties working around and he managed to rope in plenty of businesses for his soon to be ex-company. I mean i have heard comments by older ladies who said he is like a version of Ekin Cheng, Leon Lai and Nicholas Tze all mixed together. Not bad eh?

So i told him perhaps a good line will be a gigolo and hook up with some datin or sugar mummy and then he gets to enjoy life more. If needed to be, i will use my blog and advertise for him for business. then he started asking weird questions.

“errr.. what if i cannot?”

“cannot what? cannot be a gigolo?”

“no lah.. i mean if my ..errr… you know that thing.. errr.. cannot negaraku how?”

“aiyor.. you so charming, use ur mouth… i am sure you very good worr”

“weii.. my mouth ah? my tongue not that great one worr.. no one compliment me before… i mean no one said i am good with my tongue before..”

“aiyor.. what you thinking about eh? dey? i mean use sweet words.. your mouth.. use sweet words and then “tam tam” those aunties..”

“ohh.. then you think auntie’s daughters leh? can try?”

“aiyor.. u really gila ah??? “dar xiao tong chi ahh??” LOL

“no lah… sometimes eat maggi mee.. occasionally must take abalone…”

“hehehehhee”

“so you serious can help me find customers ah?”

“xiao ah u… if want.. i go be a gigolo first.. but i wonder got any auntie out there with a fetish for fatties like me..”

“muahahahaha”

errr.. so there you have it people. Introducing to you two of the latest gigolos proudly Malaysians. Who says Malaysians tak boleh??? :P

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85 Responses to “You should be a gigolo..”


  1. 1 smart Oct 20th, 2007 at 2:35 am

    Hi yes. i am interestedto be a gigolo. will you help me

  2. 2 viper Nov 6th, 2007 at 5:16 pm

    Yeah, I’m interested too. How do you become one

  3. 3 Singaporean Nov 12th, 2007 at 11:55 pm

    Malaysia got good looking straight men?

    Errr…

  4. 4 napster Dec 12th, 2007 at 8:04 pm

    me 2 looking for the same job

  5. 5 hyperstrength Jan 24th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    Yup, I’m interested too. can u help me to connect to anyone who realy need me…. like to make them feel it happyly………

  6. 6 arsenemee Jan 28th, 2008 at 11:30 am

    yes,i like n want to know how to join this job,plz reply me

  7. 7 xD Jan 30th, 2008 at 10:36 pm

    i’m a guy giving good escort service to Datins & professional lonely females in Malaysia. Mail me to enquire.
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  8. 8 jo Mar 17th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

    boleh serve the best..janda, bini org or mak datin age 30above..my mail..johangtr@yahoo.com.

  9. 9 arvin raj Mar 31st, 2008 at 3:02 am

    im a good lookin indian guy with athletic body, waitin to serve all your needs, just mail me at pbhooligan@gmail.com, all secrets are kept n services are only the best, first come, first serve basis…only for woman

  10. 10 joe_megra Apr 4th, 2008 at 11:26 am

    Hi, i would like to know how can i be part of this superb activity. Plz reply me soon. Thanks

  11. 11 abdul Apr 5th, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    hi dear,

    i want to joint this gigolo group in india in mumbai

    please help me i have needfull

    i give all the customer in full response

    thanking you

  12. 12 abdul Apr 5th, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    hi dear,

    i want to joint this gigolo group in india in mumbai

    please help me i have needfull

    i give all the customer in full response

    thanking you
    my mobile no. is 9867337903

  13. 13 RISHI Apr 11th, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    Hai there,im rishi n i wish 2 join the club that u all been..but i duno how 2 get thru tis job…can any1 show me the way please…

  14. 14 RISHI Apr 11th, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    The same rishi here..4got to giv me mail id…armour_pg@yahoo.com,,reply me ir any1 interest..

  15. 15 vish Apr 16th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    Hi i am Male 25 Handsome & clean-shaven. Ladies Rich & Sophisticated(20 ) don’t hesitate to get your hole licked by me. Call me vish at 9870840804 after 7 pm. Satisfaction assured if you cooperate.

  16. 16 latinolicker May 5th, 2008 at 4:33 am

    Seriously looking forward becoming gigolo. Help me into business.. need extra money..mail me up at latinolicker@gmail.com

  17. 17 D2D May 5th, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    Hi, does anyone ever even read this post anymore?
    Recently a friend of mine talked about this escort trend goin on, but i’m doubtful that its even possible in Malaysia since you’ve gotta look incredible to even be sell-able, so i was wondering whether is there any discussion on this going on?

    Anyways, hopefully the author could notify me if there’s any change :)

  18. 18 imuilu May 6th, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    give me a shot

  19. 19 abhi May 10th, 2008 at 12:45 am

    I male aged 30 yrs from varanasi.I can do all which you want.It will be total secret.I live alone.call me-9235243885 I can arrange all the facelities,which you admire.I can travel anywhere in India as per your demand.I have a seprate place in varanasi for a long time.mail me:abhi2lalli@yahoo.co.in

  20. 20 Rahul May 10th, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    wana a list of aunties, and how i become a gigolo

  21. 21 Rahul May 10th, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    how i become a gigolo

  22. 22 rajiv May 16th, 2008 at 12:40 am

    i wan b a gigolo…i dnt hav money 2 studues..tat s y a wan b gigolo…plz help me…im from malaysia..do u hav any fon no tat i can get costomer?plz help me…

  23. 23 JIMMY May 17th, 2008 at 10:37 am

    me to…..dun 4 get contack me 4 this job….arios_aku@yahoo.com

  24. 24 john May 18th, 2008 at 12:15 am

    plezz help me…
    i dun hve any money,,
    i want to be a gigolo..
    please help me…
    i really want to be a gigolo..

  25. 25 kiran May 22nd, 2008 at 11:58 am

    yes i am also looking for the same gigolo job can u mail me for further details

  26. 26 VIJAY May 25th, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    hi dear,

    i want to joint this gigolo group in india in mumbai

    please help me i have needfull

    i give all the customer in full response

    thanking you

  27. 27 Rajesh May 26th, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    yes i am also looking for the same gigolo job can u mail me for further details

  28. 28 Jez May 30th, 2008 at 2:48 am

    Jst curios.of coz lonely,dfntly extra cash wil be helpful.

  29. 29 apit Jun 2nd, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    i want be gigolo can u help me?

  30. 30 isaac Jun 3rd, 2008 at 11:40 am

    i wish to be 1,pls tell me how………

  31. 31 yogesh Jun 5th, 2008 at 12:08 am

    please help me
    i am join gigolo group

  32. 32 ajay sharma Jun 11th, 2008 at 10:56 pm

    i there. i desperately looking for this gigolo job. women out there any age shouldn’t be a prob for me. help me to get this job. feel free to contact me at this email add ajaysharma7@hotmail.com

  33. 33 Jen Jun 13th, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    Bring me to the “Gigolo” world…
    sincerely hope you could do me a favour…

    Please, contact me….If you think i do not have the qualifications and failed…i’ll accept the facts & back off…

  34. 34 rahul Jun 13th, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    plz reply me also i too want to become a gigolo in mumbai……..
    sexyrahul1990@gmail.com

  35. 35 dhananjay Jun 15th, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    how can i b a gigolo in baroda?

  36. 36 Rajiv Jun 25th, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    hi Hai there,im rajiv n i wish 2 join the club that u all been..but i duno how 2 get thru tis job…can any1 show me the way please…

  37. 37 Martin Jul 1st, 2008 at 1:26 am

    Miao meow or wow wow. Oink oink

  38. 38 simpleh3adboyz Jul 6th, 2008 at 1:46 am

    hi.. i want to be a gigolo to. can you tell how to be a gigolo? a want be a gigolo.

  39. 39 STEVEN DOZZY Jul 6th, 2008 at 11:50 am

    I AM STEVEN DOZZY,IM WORKING IN MALAYSIA,IM SEARCHING FOR A DATIN IN MALAYSIA OR SINGAPORE, WHO NEED SERVICE EVERY MINUTE EVERY TIME SHE NEED IT, BY GIVING A GOOD SERVICE THAT SHE NEVER FORGET FOR HER LIFE, PLEASE IF U ARE INTERESTED TO KNOW ME CONTACT ME FROM MY EMAIL ADDRESS steve_dozzy@hotmail.com OR 60129765602

  40. 40 RAJEEV Jul 8th, 2008 at 7:08 pm

    i want 2 b a gigolo in delhi….

  41. 41 saahil Jul 12th, 2008 at 2:03 am

    my name is saahil.im 25 yr old.i m living in chennai.i want to join gigolo group.because i like this profession.plz contact me at my id.id is saurabh.tinku@yahoo.co.in

  42. 42 nathan Jul 13th, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    hai,i’ll would like to try in this industry

  43. 43 chew Jul 15th, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    I look forward to hearing from you and including you with the pure comfort and contentment of a sensual encounter with a man whose desires and appetites are equal to your own.

  44. 44 chew Jul 15th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
  45. 45 chew Jul 15th, 2008 at 7:47 pm

    gigoloserve.blogspot.com

  46. 46 chew Jul 15th, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    Sometime i can not handle all the incoming email or client request.Mostly from overseas,you guys or girls out there if interested please email your discreet details and we shall make some money together.Have a good day,bravo!!!

  47. 47 raj Jul 23rd, 2008 at 10:22 pm

    hi my name is raj n wanna to be gigolo n my id is rajagarwal6@yahoo.com, plz advise for the same

  48. 48 ayeng Jul 25th, 2008 at 5:31 am

    me 2…

  49. 49 shawn ooi Jul 28th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    hi my name is shawn 22 years im a chinese mix indian from ipoh. my weight is 75 kg ,height 180 cm.give me a call 0165961336 .. i love sex very much..

  50. 50 ravi Jul 30th, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    hi my name is ravi 23 years im a indian from subang /pj. my weight is 60 kg ,height 186 cm.give me a call 012-6260569 .. i love sex very much..

  51. 51 abhishek Aug 2nd, 2008 at 4:31 am

    hi.. my name is abhishek n wanna be gigolo so contact me at hum_n_tum007@yahoo.co.in

  52. 52 Denis Aug 5th, 2008 at 12:47 am

    Well i wana be a gigolo can u help me for this
    i m 23 year old my number is 91 9953030428 call me any time i m from India city Delhi

  53. 53 Denis Aug 5th, 2008 at 12:48 am

    Well i wana be a gigolo can u help me for this
    i m 23 year old my number is 91 9953030428 call me any time i m from India city Delhi
    my height is 6 feet good physique
    call me any time

  54. 54 Denis Aug 5th, 2008 at 12:49 am

    Well i wana be a gigolo can u help me for this
    i m 23 year old my number is 91 9953030428 call me any time i m from India city Delhi
    my height is 6 feet good physique
    call me any time and my id is denish_sec2006@yahoo.com

  55. 55 sexy.horny Aug 5th, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    im young,20 and normal shaped body with charming face , live in singapore. i wanted to be a gigolo cos that is the only thing im good at.i want to serve all the women need.so do not shy to contact me.
    ^i dont do this for MONEY , i do this for serving what women need.^
    contact me : emolicious.16@gmail.com and 6598492700 (singapore)

  56. 56 steven Aug 7th, 2008 at 4:31 am

    Well i wana be a gigolo can u help me for this
    i m 27 year old my number is 91 9704673457 call me any time im from India city visakhapatnam
    my height is 6 feet good physique
    call me any time and my id is steven.giridhar@gmail.com

  57. 57 harvir singh Aug 8th, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    this harvir punjabi boy any lady can call any time.09464074589

  58. 58 Bear Aug 11th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    WTF ???

  59. 59 fazrul Aug 12th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    i’m intrested to be a gigolo,can you show me the way?

  60. 60 fazrul Aug 12th, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    i want to be a gigolo,i’m 22.my phone number 012-9118602.e-mail dak_abg36@yahoo.com.please contact me..in Malaysia only.

  61. 61 ronaldo Aug 13th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    plz contct me,interested…

  62. 62 guvi Aug 17th, 2008 at 3:26 am

    if anyone interested can email me at boyz_5039@yahoo.com.my or msg at 0132508912..

  63. 63 RSJ Aug 18th, 2008 at 12:07 am

    I want to be a gigolo. Contact me at 0164214018

  64. 64 looking lonely women Aug 21st, 2008 at 11:30 am

    Hi, I’m chinese from Malaysia. 24years old.Currently i stay in Kuala Lumpur. I’m want to be serve all women. please don’t hesitate to contact me.
    hyipbar.com@gmail.com

  65. 65 sunil Aug 23rd, 2008 at 6:49 pm

    i am 24 y handsome boy i want to intrested join with you. i want to be a gigolo.

  66. 66 vikash Aug 24th, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    hi Hai there,im vikash n i wish 2 join the club that u all been..but i duno how 2 get thru tis job…can any1 show me the way please….

  67. 67 vikash Aug 24th, 2008 at 10:11 pm

    hi dear,

    i want to joint this gigolo group in india in delhi

    please help me i have needfull

    i give all the customer in full response

    thanking yo. call me in delhi 9999028174/ 9990410558

  68. 68 yusri77 Aug 25th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    i want this gigolo job????????????

    0172475125

  69. 69 rahul Aug 28th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    i wanna job of gigolo will u help me?

  70. 70 jai Sep 1st, 2008 at 3:20 am

    i’m army,are u brave

  71. 71 jackson Sep 4th, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    why not?

  72. 72 licker Sep 5th, 2008 at 6:15 am

    if there any vacancy mail me at bei_jess7@live.com

  73. 73 rahul Sep 6th, 2008 at 6:39 am

    hi dear,

    i want to joint this gigolo group in india in delhi

    please help me i have needfull

    i give all the customer in full response

    thanking you
    anu_aru7@yahoo.co.in

  74. 74 rahul Sep 6th, 2008 at 6:42 am

    hi dear,

    i want to joint this gigolo group in india in mumbai

    please help me i have needfull

    i give all the customer in full response

    thanking you
    anu_aru7@yahoo.co.in

  75. 75 max Sep 9th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    contact me 016-6657205
    want be best gigolo….
    thnz……….

  76. 76 vicky Sep 13th, 2008 at 1:56 am

    hi dear,

    i want to joint this gigolo group in india in delhi

    please help me i have needfull

    i give all the customer in full response

    thanking you

  77. 77 Chris Nov 6th, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    Hi,

    I’m not satisfaction from my current income level, I’ll do whatever to make my dream come true. So please pull me into the world of gigolo

  78. 78 Chris Nov 6th, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    Hi,

    I’m not satisfaction from my current income level, I’ll do whatever to make my dream come true. So please pull me into the world of gigolo. I will put my “effort” into it ^.^

  79. 79 arnab Nov 7th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    Hey buddy……

    Would be glad if u would help me in this. Iam based in India, Delhi.(arnabpahari@gmail.com)

    Hope would hear from you soon.

    Take Care

  80. 80 wale Nov 12th, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    i want to be a gigolo and i need a good sugar mummy anywhere in the world. am 40years old man and african. i will like to receive from u soonest.

  81. 81 rahul Nov 20th, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    hi i m rahul i wana b a gigalo my height is 6.1
    i have nice physique

    call me on 9868584849

  82. 82 aiyubkhan Nov 22nd, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    Im interest being a gigolo. im a good lookin indian guy with athletic body, waitin to serve all your needs, just mail me at akp692000@yahoo.co.in all secrets are kept n services are only the best, first come, first serve basis…only for woman

  83. 83 hafiz Nov 23rd, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    0125777101,kl..just call

  84. 84 hafiz Nov 23rd, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    i am good looking,can keep secret..anytime..woman only

  85. 85 Mr.Sam Nov 29th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    From JB Looking for datin or any outsiders Girl / Women to make them happy forever in ther life. call me
    0127913644

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